Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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