R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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