Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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