yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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