dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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