My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
