Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So squirting runs in the family.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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