32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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