just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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