There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize