can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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