I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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