I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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