Its about making memories worth repressing
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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