How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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