WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Randomize