My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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