doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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