I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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