I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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