So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
