All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
third nipple confirmed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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