WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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