Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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