The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
