Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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