Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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