So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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