Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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