All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
FUCK WHALES
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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