shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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