great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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