yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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