She said her name was "party"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
