Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
