Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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