forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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