IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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