ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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