Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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