Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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