Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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