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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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