I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I need moral support for this bender
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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