brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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