it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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