so that wasnt chicken after all
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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