I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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