I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Come on in and take your pants off
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