Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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