I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.