My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
too bad you live with your parents still
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
