Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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