And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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