Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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