god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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I'm like, not good at living.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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